I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
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did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
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Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I think people are normalizing furries
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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