i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
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can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
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She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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