I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
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I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
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A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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