My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
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judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
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Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
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