Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
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He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
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I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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