Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
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I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
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Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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