Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
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And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
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I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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