She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
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You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
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Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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