Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
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He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
Are my feet made of real feet?
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My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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