How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
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I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
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We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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