Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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