Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
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I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
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Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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