you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
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Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
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Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
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