You work out of a Hotel?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
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and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
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I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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