i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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