i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
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he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
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This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
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I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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