the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
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he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
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I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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