So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
birth control should be required to get into college
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
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if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
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He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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