dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Yo dont text me then not text me
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
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At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
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I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
tell me about the fingering
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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