I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
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It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
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So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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