Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
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I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
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Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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