Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Four minutes until I can fart!
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
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Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
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He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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