is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
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Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
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He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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