I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
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all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
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He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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