This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
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She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
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The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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