I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
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WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
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I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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