someone get that fucking seahorse.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
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My vagina just recognized that song.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
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Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I'm determined to sit on that face.
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