i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
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The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
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Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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