take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
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I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
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I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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