i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
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Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
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I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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