it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
now i know why i became what i already was.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
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Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
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Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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