So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
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it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
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OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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