So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
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the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
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At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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