The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
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Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
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And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
its liver damage thursday
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