She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
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I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
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I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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