Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
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sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
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well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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