So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
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Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
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Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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