Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
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No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
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Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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