Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
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You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
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My bed is full of blood and feathers
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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