Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
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I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
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Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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