Sry I called you an 8
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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