just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
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oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
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I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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