yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
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He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
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ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
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