Whod you bang
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
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and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
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He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
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