Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
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I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
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So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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