I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
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She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
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Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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