Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
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Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
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Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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