what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
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Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
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I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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