I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
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She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
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Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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