No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
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Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
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He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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